Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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