we made out on top of his cat.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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