I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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