I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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