So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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