i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We're too hungover to prance.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Randomize
