bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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