But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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