I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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