I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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