I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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