You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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