I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
