Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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