Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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