if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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