"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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