At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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