it hurts more in the daytime
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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