It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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