I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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