I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
