4 words: hood of his car
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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