How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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