HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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