just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
