what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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