You work out of a Hotel?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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