What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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