I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My pussy is not your playground.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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