She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Randomize
