I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
In America we eat man semen.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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