Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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