you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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