David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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