Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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