The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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