Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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