Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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