super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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