And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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