Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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