I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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