For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
this boner is exhausting
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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