I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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