I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
