Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No I am not eating basil off your cock
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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