love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
