How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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