Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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