I wish I could teleport
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
