So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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