It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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