did you get engaged???
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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