I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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