I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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